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When i was a kid i loved to bush the button number 8, because it took me to the floor were my apartment was
Then grown up a little, i loved to push the buttons of my teachers, which would explain the strange gaps in my education
I use to love pushing the starter button on my motorcycle
I really loved to push the buttons on my video console ( i suppose you love to push buttons witch you push best:))
Then there were the buttons on my synthesizer
How ever now days it's the snooze button i love to push, not because i like to sleep to much, but because falling asleep next to my girlfriend is second only to waking up next to her.
And when i push the snooze button, i get to in ten minutes, do what i usually have to wait for a whole night for...
Long leave the snooze button!
- Mood:sober'ish
lol!!! don't know if the numbers are right but it is hella neat.
ok, here's translation for the soviet-challenged unfortunate ones amongst us:
1. One human cell contains 75MB of genetic information
2. One sperm cell contains 37.5MB
3. One ml of healthy human male sperm contains a 100 milion sperm cells
4. Average ejaculation lasts approximately 5 seconds and contains 2.25 ml of semen.
5. Thus, male penis data throughput equals: (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25 ml)/5 = (37 500 000 byte/spermatozoa x 100 000 000 spermatozoa/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 sec = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/sec = 1.7 TB/sec (that's Terrabyte, folks. 1000 gigs).
So, as it happens, a female ovum (beizit) can sustain this 1.7TB/sec DDoS attack easily - letting only a single packet through - effectively making it the best hardware firewall in the world. However, this single packet is enough to knock the system up for 9 months.
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